Justinian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Predator" in 10 seconds]

Pff..please.

First of all this is a cheap version of the bunny 30 second movies. Secondly even if it wasn't a rip off it pretty much sucked. Maybe I wouldn't be so harsh if I didn't love Predator so much...but come on.

[The Singhsons]

Is that it?

So it's like the Simpson, except they're indian, with a farting cow. I thought that maybe there'd be something after the opening...something that might justify the concept...but no.
This wasn't really funny at all.

[Castlevania SoTN Alt Pro]

Not again!

There is so much that could be done with Castlevanian and yet all everyone does is make the characters crap and fart with the help of poorly edited dialogue. Sure we can make a belmont say "the stench of my butt was too great"...but it sounds awful! Why do people not get this?

[Pacman's Addiction]

What?

I got know sense that pac man was addicted to dots from this movie. I mean, the idea is good but the movie was disappointing. It's a damn shame.

[Oof]

Aaaack

I love eskimo bob and all, but those don't make my eyes hurt just by watching the. I liked the voice acting in this, that is to say it sounded funny...but pretty much everything else in this movie is awful.

[Dragongem adventure]

Okish

I enjoyed the different class elements within this fantasy movie, but the animation itself was relatively nominal, following the anime chibi-ness vein. It didn't rock my socks. My socks, they were not rocked.

[Max worm]

Yeah yeah yeah...

With a game like worms, there's ample opportunity to make a fine flash movie...and this is a perfect examle of how that opportunity is almost constantly squandered. There's some sound effects taken from Max Payne, and a few other vague modifications but overall it's just some worms killing each other in a way that is both unoriginal and unfunny.

Jack-Mace responds:

fair enuff..
cant satisfie everyone...

[Kombat Shorts 1]

Lovely

This was a great movie, the voice acting really made everything work. My only problem was Jax's afro...why does he have an afro? Sonya was a little over the top but it made me grin, which is really hard.

[..: Link vs. Zero :..]

Generic

My problem with this movie, and the many others like it are the close ups on the sprites! Close ups on something that is pixilated and undefined make the action a lot harder to comprehend, especially in this case. It can be good at times, but here it just confuses. The music was less than awesome.

[homer.swf]

Hilarious

This is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. The absurdity of it is so very refreshing. I aint got no criticism. I loved it.