Justinian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Going Postal: Extreme]

I dislike.

I dislike this because your terrorist is of a specific ethnicity. That is not cool at all. That is simply racist. Terrorism within a white neighborhood is almost always the result of white terrorists. The scares of letterbombs, anthrax and all the other scares were just that...scares.
So don't try to pin it all on Al qaeda.

I don't agree with terrorism, nobody likes it. But have the decency to portray your terroist as a guy in ski mask, instead of insulting an entire ethnic background.

Also. Nudity is nudity. Who cares?

sorbitol responds:

Hello, Jutinian,

The terrorist\suicide bomber chap was a characterization. Don't let it upset you.
I agree with you that alot of these scares were blown out of all proportion by the media but I think it is wrong of you to disregard them all- alot of people have been injured or killed at the hands of lunatics.
It was also wrong of you to assume that al qaeda is the only terrorist group that carries out these atrocities. Al qaeda is the medias' favorite terrorist organisation because it is the closest linked to you know who.
The character in my cartoon was not supposed to be affiliated or representative of a certain group or ethnic minority. He was a cartoon.

It does seem strange to me that you don't mind a terrorist in the cartoon just so long as he dosn't look like a terrorist, albeit a cartoon one.

I should point out that there are people in the far east who abhor terrorist attacks both in their country and in the west and I really don't see how the cartoon terrorist COULD represent a whole nation.

Thankyou for your comments. I hope you can see my point.

[Splinter Cell Short]

Ok

I think this could be really funny if there was better facial expressions, and possibly an audible reaction from the person who is not sam...

[Chase 'n' Pac-Man 2]

Woulda coulda shoulda

I thought the first one you made was a lot better.
This one just isn't as original.

[Juzzy Animation]

Lacking.

The characters were well designed, but very flat. The main problem here is the sound quality. Either get a better microphone or speak up. I liked the bit about the ring but the rest seemed a touch dull.

Tarienn responds:

Yeah, thanks alot for the advice, really appreciate it.

We do have a way better mic now, and I promise our voices will be hell better next time. Now that we've had experiance with audio now.

[Press Start: Mage]

mmmmmm...

I can't really write how much I love these episodes. But to make this review actually helpful to people, understand that the man knows how to produce GOOD voice acting with QUALITY sound. All hail!

[Future]

nice

This reminds me of something Daft Punk would do.

[A Boy & His Vision Quest]

Come on...

Are the characters supposed to be native americans? Give me a break..

[Lost Rhapsody 2]

har

I'm not a follower of Lost, so I reckon a lot of the humor in this is...lost...on me. However there was a lot of quality put into the rotoscoping of this, must've been a real pain, so kudos on that. Despite that though, I felt that given the amount of time spent on the opening, this movie could've gone the extra mile to rotoscope the hands, because it just looks like lazyness right now.

CapnBob responds:

I'll go back and do that. I charge $25 an hour. At that rate, the video has an overhead of roughly $10,000 thus far. I estimate the changes to bring the video up to the standard of your entertainment dollar will incur another $275 of work. I'm making out an invoice and you will receive the bill shortly. Pleasure doing business with you!

[2006| How H. saved X-Mas]

Lousy poem

If you're going to do a flash movie that entirely depends on a poem, then at least have the sense to use proper meter. The writing was awkward at best.

Holy-Howard responds:

Well, instead of just saying it was awkward you could have give me some ideas to improve it. tz. -_-