Justinian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MGS: True Sneakyness Redo]

Not too thrilling

I think a lot of the comedy in this movie was squelched by the slow pace of things. For example the shuffling into the box, or the dialogue. Everything was just too slow to be funny, especially considering this movie was about a super stealth soldier. You might also try getting a better microphone or exlcuding/lowering the music.

[crabs]

Standard Weebl jazz...

I miss the days when Weebl did more than post technoy songs that looped.
Oh wait, those days never existed.
No matter how "randome" it gets, it's the same every time.

[Walkcycles]

Criticism

The girl's walk cycle is very static in comparison to the others, which are much more successful. She's only walking with her legs and arms, not with her back and hips and head.

[Beat up Sandbag]

Make it stop!

I liked it at first and then it just kept going and going and going and going and going and going... This flash proves that there are sprite combat stereotypes. Boring as hell.

[Pandora's Book]

Ummm

Next time make sure there's a plot...or something.

[Diablo - Lord of Terror]

One question

Why was the barbarian wearing a leotard?

vorxs7 responds:

Because it gives him +100 to strength

[StarCraft: The Hunt 2/2]

Cool

I'm not going to lie, I dislike Starcraft, there's a lot about that game that annoys me...so I was really impressed by how enjoyable this movie is. Good dialogue, nice plot, I really liked this.
I only wish that the large, red monster thing...wasn't a dragon. I know it's supposed to be a alien being, but...it was a dragon.

LogFish responds:

Maybe it's supposed to be a dragon :) Where all the myths came from perhaps.

I don't know how you can dislike StarCraft BUT I'm happy to hear my series can be watched without the game to hold its hand, so thank you!

[I hate yuo myg0t 2]

not cool.

The image of a killing in a school is not funny.

[Clayground - WSSH 1/5]

No excuse

I'm sorry but if this were a flash toon, then it would be blammed. The only reason people like this is because it's claymation. I can admit that it's bold to use such a medium, but the pace of this movie is dull and the story is incredibly uninspired. I can't believe people are actually saying this has good animation though, do they not see how the legs don't move? How there are no faces on any of the characters? Just because the guy had the balls to use stop motion doesn't make it a good movie.

BlakTornado responds:

Thank you for being honest :) Also you put that people liked it because it was clay but unfortunately, its often the other way round :( but this was the end of my crappy movies (if you watch the sequal (The Dalek, The Brick, The Key) they are better quality and a higher standard (in my opinion) which is the way I would like to go.

thanks for giving a reveiw :)

[Raiders of the Trash]

Small world...

I always figured that furry flash would be taken with a note of aggression on new grounds, though I reckon you're avoiding your more traditional stuff, aye?
Crazy stuff.