Justinian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How To Move On]

Sexist.

itsalexclark responds:

I can't be sexist - I love women too much! men would be nothing without them.

[on the bridge - oscillate]

That was amazing.

Brilliance and nothing short of it.

RadioTubeClock responds:

<3

[Zombie Competition]

Not too thrilling

I liked your character design (the black cat), and I thought your 3D elements were snazzy...but ultimately there was nothing particularly distinct about this movie. I think you could do more.

Mixed-Studios responds:

Yea your right i could have done more with it but i didn't a lot of time to do what i really wanted with it.
Thanks for the review

[Savages]

Unique!

There is virtually no animation in this. Despite that, I have never seen such character design. I loved the look of it. Adolescant portrayal of violence coupled with a distinctly tribal/neolithic feel! And that music! May I ask for that sound track? May I?

manzoire responds:

teahouse on the matrix reloaded soundtrack by juno reactor. they rock. the whole soundtrack rocks.

[Going Postal: Extreme]

I dislike.

I dislike this because your terrorist is of a specific ethnicity. That is not cool at all. That is simply racist. Terrorism within a white neighborhood is almost always the result of white terrorists. The scares of letterbombs, anthrax and all the other scares were just that...scares.
So don't try to pin it all on Al qaeda.

I don't agree with terrorism, nobody likes it. But have the decency to portray your terroist as a guy in ski mask, instead of insulting an entire ethnic background.

Also. Nudity is nudity. Who cares?

sorbitol responds:

Hello, Jutinian,

The terrorist\suicide bomber chap was a characterization. Don't let it upset you.
I agree with you that alot of these scares were blown out of all proportion by the media but I think it is wrong of you to disregard them all- alot of people have been injured or killed at the hands of lunatics.
It was also wrong of you to assume that al qaeda is the only terrorist group that carries out these atrocities. Al qaeda is the medias' favorite terrorist organisation because it is the closest linked to you know who.
The character in my cartoon was not supposed to be affiliated or representative of a certain group or ethnic minority. He was a cartoon.

It does seem strange to me that you don't mind a terrorist in the cartoon just so long as he dosn't look like a terrorist, albeit a cartoon one.

I should point out that there are people in the far east who abhor terrorist attacks both in their country and in the west and I really don't see how the cartoon terrorist COULD represent a whole nation.

Thankyou for your comments. I hope you can see my point.

[Juzzy Animation]

Lacking.

The characters were well designed, but very flat. The main problem here is the sound quality. Either get a better microphone or speak up. I liked the bit about the ring but the rest seemed a touch dull.

Tarienn responds:

Yeah, thanks alot for the advice, really appreciate it.

We do have a way better mic now, and I promise our voices will be hell better next time. Now that we've had experiance with audio now.

[Lost Rhapsody 2]

har

I'm not a follower of Lost, so I reckon a lot of the humor in this is...lost...on me. However there was a lot of quality put into the rotoscoping of this, must've been a real pain, so kudos on that. Despite that though, I felt that given the amount of time spent on the opening, this movie could've gone the extra mile to rotoscope the hands, because it just looks like lazyness right now.

CapnBob responds:

I'll go back and do that. I charge $25 an hour. At that rate, the video has an overhead of roughly $10,000 thus far. I estimate the changes to bring the video up to the standard of your entertainment dollar will incur another $275 of work. I'm making out an invoice and you will receive the bill shortly. Pleasure doing business with you!

[2006| How H. saved X-Mas]

Lousy poem

If you're going to do a flash movie that entirely depends on a poem, then at least have the sense to use proper meter. The writing was awkward at best.

Holy-Howard responds:

Well, instead of just saying it was awkward you could have give me some ideas to improve it. tz. -_-

[HP: Victoria's Secret 1]

Dude!

You stole the punchline from Space Balls
Come on...
If you can't come up with your own gags, then don't do it at all.

just2pale responds:

Your powers of observation exceed you once again!!

just2pale

[Ryu vs MK: Goobers]

Not too great.

My favorite part of this movie was you trying to get the sound to say Haggar but just having it say "haaaa"...that or you giving up and saying "MR T AND ZANGEIF..." But I digress, I liked the fact that there were so many different takes here, but some of the clips were unnecessarily long. AS in, you didn't have to show Haggar being punch before you introduced Mr. T. It's also in really poor taste to jokingly reffer to the bombing of Hiroshima, come on now. And lastly, for a mortal kombat spoof, where's the blood? MK without gore is like scorpian with no moves.

CymruAmByth responds:

lol, listen carefully and might actually be able to listen to the second syllable. I admit the whole nuking thing was in part in bad taste, but from saving it from total 'wtfness', and if Family Guy can do it, why can't I? And it was also Nagasaki that was atomic bombed, 3 days after Hiroshima. If only the americans invaded japan instead...Oh well, one can always ponder. Back to the topic in hand, I was trying not to make the outtakes too long, but at the same time trying to make sure they weren't too short either. As for the blood, well, let's just imagine that it's the SNES version of the first MK. No worries though, the second one will have blood though. Thanks for the review :D