Justinian's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico vs. Uberkids]

ARG.

I really like this game but it's tantolizingly slow and I can NEVER win. It makes me angry.

[Exmortis]

Hot, damn.

This game took my back to the gloriful days of Myst, Obsidian, Timelapse and all those great puzzle type games. But those games weren't creepy, THIS one was. Holy god, I was feelin the mood of this game like a knife in the back! I really enjoyed the atmosphere. Progression is a little on the slow side, and the puzzles weren't especially challenging, but I still loved this game. Truly solid.

[Asylum]

Nice

I have two gripes about this game, first off it's too slow and secondly the mediocre graphics are...well...mediocre. I think both kind of hinder it from being creepy. I was frightened of this game when I was smaller, but now...eh. That said though, I think it's a truly worthy effort, and something like this must've taken a real long time to make...they did a pretty decent job.

[Portal Fighter II]

Needs more oomph

I love crossovers but the action in this fighting is not only of the button mashing variety...it's also kind of dull too. Solitary fighters? This makes no sense to me. If one thing is true for any fight...there's movement. But I again, I liked beating Pico's ass with Eskimo Bob.

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

Kind of disturbing but fun

Like I said, there's something kind of disturbing in beating up helpless children...but then again...there really isn't either. A truly, wonderfully enjoyable game. I loved it.

[White-Knight]

Meh.

I found that I could complete the levels flawlessly simply by holding down the space bar. That aint me, I found the whole thing pretty boring.

[Shotgun Orc]

I thought it sucked.

I'm a big fan of action games, and a bigger fan of orcs...so this game was a huge dissapointment. It's possible I simply sucked at this game, but there really is no reason why you'd be unable to fire your shotgun at close range! This game frustrates me.

[ultimate flash sonic]

A slow sonic?

This is a solid sonic game, it has all the elements any sonic game would have...except the speed. Killing enemies and, sometimes just jumping was never so difficult. He's just too slow, with the enemies being too fast.

[Kill Old Man from Zelda!!]

Tee hee

I sure do love torture games!
I wish the volume of the music was lowered during the actual game though.

[Crazy Belmont]

A single gripe.

This is a geuinely fun game, but I started freaking out when I looked at the time! I thought tha maybe there were highscores I had to beat! The one thing that could make this gamer better is maybe getting rid of the count down. But even then that's not really constructive criticism so much as it is whining. So I'll shut up.